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The 5 What-Ifs of Arizona Golf
đThe boldest alternate reality

This week, the Swing State series is your typical happy hour guide or demo day drop. Iâm flipping the script with some imagination and a lotta heat.
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If you think Arizona golf is all sunshine and 18-hole fairy tales, think again.
Welcome to:
The 5 What-Ifs of Arizona Golf.
Because letâs be honest⌠we all daydream about hitting it pure.
But what if the whole Valley golf scene zigged instead of zagged?
Hereâs what mightâve gone down, and why weâre lucky (or unlucky) it didnât.

What if Grayhawk became a private club?
Say goodbye to the peopleâs short game sanctuary.
No more Phil Mickelson sightings. No more post-round burritos at Isabellaâs.
Every mid-am qualifier wouldâve needed a black card and a blazer.
Why it matters:
Grayhawk staying public kept AZâs golf soul intact. Period.

What if Rolling Hills never got lit up?
No more 9 p.m. birdie chances under the lights.
Your Wednesday night skins game? Toast.
No post-sunset putting contests with the squad.
Why it matters:
Rolling Hills isnât just a course, itâs an ecosystem. Thank the golf gods they turned on the lights.

What if TPC Scottsdale banned the 16th hole chaos?
No more beer showers. No more streakers.
No more legendary hole-in-one roars echoing off the grandstands.
Just another sleepy par-3 with polite applause.
Why it matters:
Love or hate it, 16 is golfâs version of the mosh pit and Scottsdaleâs claim to chaos.

What if Desert Forest hosted a PGA Tour event?
A minimalist masterpiece finally gets its due.
Tour pros panic, hitting fairways tighter than downtown parking.
Golf Twitter would melt down in real-time.
Why it matters:
Desert Forest is for the purists. Seeing pros squirm there? Chefâs kiss.

What if every muni had a beer sponsor?
Imagine this:
âFour Peaks Fridaysâ at Papago â swing, sip, repeat.
âMichelob Mondaysâ at Aguila â low ABV, high vibes.
âCoors Light Closersâ at Cave Creek â golden hour scrambles with cold silver bullets.
Every cart is stocked. Every tee sign is sponsored. Every 19th hole is buzzing with branded pitchers and custom koozies.
Even better? Locals would start ranking munis by vibe instead of slope rating.
Golf in the desert hits differently. It couldâve hit way differently if these what-ifs became reality.
But whether itâs the chaos of the WM, a moonlit match at Rolling Hills, or a wedge sesh at Papago, one thingâs for sure:
The Valley always delivers. And The Cactus Clubâs got the local scoop.
Which oneâs your go-to in Scottsdale?
â Terence Daniels (@terencedaniels)
9:34 PM ⢠May 3, 2025
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